At the wedding reception, our good friend and emcee, Simon Yu, had a few groomsman jokes that he didn’t have a chance to tell. Of course, some may not have been exactly appropriate with my little old nanny in the audience…

Groomsman Jokes

Top 9 Signs Gary is Whipped

• He now remembers most of his weekend, as opposed to forgetting the whole thing.
• While watching a movie with the guys, you ask Gary to pass you a beer. He replies “Yes, Dear”
• When using a public washroom, Gary automatically remembers to put down the toilet seat.
• He says things like: “I do more folding of laundry than drink on that bar these days.”
• He has had to move the bar stools to make room for the ironing board.
• When he can’t stop touting the benefits of aromatherapy.
• If you call him early in the week to ask whats going on for the weekend, you hear “hang on, i’ll check” while he asks Jenn what she has planned.
• He ordered a glass of wine the last time we went to the bar, instead of the usual four double rum-and-cokes.
• You overhear Gary asking Jenn if he should wear that blue shirt, or switch to the black one.

You know you actually married Gary when…

• You have to keep the fridge stocked at all time with cheese, onion, and mayo.
• You have to keep reminding him that he does not belong in the kitty litter.
• He says “no hun, there is no time to actually cook the hot dogs, I’ll just eat them raw.”
• You spend your weekends watching re-runs of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
• You get nervous when Gary starts giving you advice on driving.